01 /New · Replayable
Our CFO is a printer.The board is mostly fine with this.
Let’s play Run a Normal Company
Ten working days. A printer with executive ambitions.
NEW PUZZLE · THREE-FILE PILOT
Open a file CROSSFILE.
Pair two clues. Find the word they share.
A DYSTOPIAN AMUSEMENT PARK
The future is
looking weird.
Small games. Big existential questions.
Absolutely no productive use of your time.
Don’t know where to start?ONE CLICK. ONE QUESTIONABLE DECISION.
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DYSTOPIANEW DEPARTMENT
Mandatory fun.
Freshly assigned.
Three little brain snacks. The same puzzles for you and your friends.
Clock in for today01Employee of the Day2–3 min · DAILY02Corporate Translator1–2 min · DAILY03Petty Cash2–4 min · DAILYThe Trolley CommitteeThree absurd dilemmas · OPTIONAL EXTRA CREDIT0/3 REPORTS FILED · RESETS AT MIDNIGHT UTC · ARCHIVE INCLUDED
THE EVERGREEN EXPERIMENT · NOW WITH DAILY RESEARCHA little Human. A little Coffee.
Enter Merger Lab A little Human. A little Coffee.
A deeply unwise merger.
134 discoveries. Three fresh research briefs every day. One deeply underqualified scientist: you.
Happiness not guaranteed.
02 /New · 8 design briefs
Now with 70% more air.The crunch is a rounding error.
Let’s play Shrinkflation Studio
More packaging. Less everything else.
03 /New · Daily + Practice
YOUR OPINION HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEEN REQUESTED
Let’s play A ↗
B ↘
The group chat will hear about this.B ↘
The Trolley Committee
Three motions. Two tracks. No qualified adults.
04 /Replayable
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL
Let’s play SYNCSYNCSYNCSYNCLUNCHWHY?WHY?WHY?
Your sandwich has rights.Calendar Crimes
Fit the meetings. Defend the sandwich.
05 /Instant gratification
YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY1,024↗MAKE IT GO UP
Let’s play Make Number Go Up
An entire career. One very large button.
06 /Flagship experience
AVA IS REVIEWING YOUR HUMANITY…The AI Job Interview
Your dream job is having a nightmare.
07 /
I’m probably
not a robot.
reCAPITALISM
Suspiciously human behavior detected.not a robot.
reCAPITALISMProve You’re Human
A CAPTCHA with a few personal questions.
08 /
ONE REGULAR COFFEE$3 $47.50+ fee processing fee
Let’s play Surge Pricing Simulator
It’s just a coffee. How bad could it get?
09 /
SUNLIGHT RECEIVEDThat’ll be $12.Shadows sold separately.
Rent a Sunbeam
Natural light. Unnatural pricing.
10 /The gift shop
100%NON-EXCLUSIVE
Fungible Detokenized NFTs
All the ownership. None of the owning.
11 /
ONE LAST THING… ×
Are you sure you’re sure?Yes, I’m sureWe’ll miss your money.Cancel Your Subscription
Leaving should be easy. That’s adorable.
12 /
By continuing,
you agree to Tuesday.Your duck is waiting.
Let’s play you agree to Tuesday.Your duck is waiting.
Terms & Conditions Apply
How much would you give up for a duck?
13 /Freshly regrettable
“We’re sorry
you feel that way.ACCOUNTABILITY: 0%
Let’s play you feel that way.ACCOUNTABILITY: 0%
The Apology Factory
Say everything. Accept responsibility for nothing.
Your very unofficial visitor passport.
Collect endings. Earn questionable credentials. Find a way out of the grind.