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EXPERIENCE 10 • 2 MIN

Fungible Detokenized NFTs

All the ownership. None of the owning.

THE BETTER TOMORROW GIFT SHOPSCARCITY IS A CHOICE. WE CHOSE NO.
Quite Bored Pigeon in a mint tieEdition ∞ of ∞
FUNGIBLE DETOKENIZED NFT

Quite Bored Pigeon

A bird that has been in three meetings today. None of them needed a bird.

Scarcity
There are as many as you need.
Ownership
Shared with everyone who saves it.
Blockchain
Present as an entirely fictional inconvenience.
Utility
Opens in most image viewers.

No crypto wallet, financial literacy, or taste required.

OPTIONAL, UNNECESSARY EXTRAS

Make it officially unofficial.

The games stay free. Souvenirs are just souvenirs.

Certificate of Non-ExclusivityA printable reminder of your total lack of exclusivity.
The $3 Unnecessary Souvenir BundlePaid bundle not open yet. Take an unnecessary receipt for free.The receipt nobody asked forEvery purchase has a paper trail. So does no purchase.

All absurdities are fictional. All existential crises are complimentary. Keep the park open ↗