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EXPERIENCE 08 • 2 MIN

Surge Pricing Simulator

It’s just a coffee. How bad could it get?

WELCOME TO DYNAMIC BREW™

It’s just
a coffee.

You have $10 in imaginary money. Convince the algorithm to sell you one coffee.

Literally nobodyEveryone, allegedly
I have all dayPlease, I’m so tired
A brown beverageA lifestyle movement
YOUR ONE (1) COFFEE$30.00
Coffee$3.00Demand surcharge$6.75Urgency recognition$12.00Brand feelings$7.00Fee processing fee$1.25

$20.00 over your imaginary budget.

NO REAL MONEY. NO ACTUAL COFFEE. SORRY.

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